❁ — the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

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oh my god

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